Sunday, June 18, 2006

Today on the news..

Some famous Homer Simpson's quotes that I like:

[Looking at a globe being Uruguay]
Hee hee! Look at this country!'You are gay.'

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.

I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.

Read them all here


Differences between Nude Women and Naked Ladies


Hurmm.. Learning Tai-Chi.. From some man named Greg Mills

Check this article out about cellphones being sextoys..

Some mad scientist prove the equation Diet Coke + Mentos = Geyser?

All right..

Here's what I've been doing.. (might not appear)

Thursday, June 8, 2006

Ayam (Chicken)

Why did the chicken cross the road?

ini adalah beberapa pendapat orang yang
penting didunia tentang kenapa ayam melintas
jalan raya

To get to the other side.

It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

I forget.

The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the
chicken did NOT cross the road.

In order for the chicken to cross the road safely
they not only need one driver to access the server
farm if not they will hang in the middle of the road.

Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why
doesn't anyone ever think to
ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing
walking around all over the
place, anyway?"

I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000,
which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs,
file your important documents, and balance
your checkbook.

You know, I am tired of all this..'apa-nama'
chicken-chicken bisnes....the foreign powers
should stop intervening in our domestic affairs
and just leave our chickens alone..... if they want
to...'apa nama' cross the road, they should be
allowed to cross the road .. Malaysia is a
democratic country,we let our chickens do
whatever they want to do.... as long as they don't
threatenthe Malay unity and try to topple the
government...and if they plan to do so...we won't
hesitate to use the ISA...

Ini semua adalah khabar angin
sahaja...jangan percaya khabar - khabar
angin ini semua...biasalah ini adalah taktik
pembangkang untuk memecah
belahkan perpaduan ayam - ayam semua...jangan
percaya..jangan percaya....

ayyooyoo...belakang cerita lain kali, kita sude
bikin banyak jembatan,itu ayam musti guna
jembatan untu lintas itu jalan lagi pun kalu itu ayam
mau pigi jalan-jalan,beritau sama saya juga, saya
bolley buat lebbey banyak toll........

Seperti yang saudara dapat lihat, kelihatan ayam-
ayam itu Sedang
melintas jalan, mereka bukan sahaja melintas
jalan Malah membuang
najis di atas jalan dan ini adalah pencemaran
Yang paling hebat di maya pada ini.Bapa-bapa
dan ibu-ibu Ayam haruslah mengambil inisiatif
untuk melatih ayam-ayam Agarmenahan najis
sewaktu melintas jalan, sekian saya
Sudahi dengan.........

Ayam di jalan di lintaskan
Ayam di reban mati tak makan

I missed one?

I've had so many chicks, I can't remember...

Wednesday, June 7, 2006

Are You In Love with an ARIES? (March 20 - April 19)

Are You In Love with an ARIES? (March 20 - April 19)

If you are in love with an Aries man or woman, give this person flattery and firmness. Aries like to be noticed and will bask in the glow of your affection and attention.

Slightly self-centered, this individual thinks and talks in the "I" mode (not presuming to speak for another). Able to take care of him (her) self, this being believes that you can take care of yourself, too. Because this is one of the strongest signs, Aries can be incredibly pushy.

If you want to live happily ever after with this soul, you are going to have to learn how to push back. Aries doesn't actually want to run over you, but this person thrives on challenges and enjoys the fight. There is generally an assumption made that you like the fight, too. Using your wit will impress this being a great deal more than resorting to a physical challenge. Aries also love the chase.They enjoy being in the driver's seat and pursuing a potential over with craft and skill. You will lose this being's interest in a hurry if you are too easily or quickly won. If you know how to spar, you will have better luck with Aries the toreador. Aries need physical activity and they love to compete. If you are not a particularly physical person yourself, be sure to encourage your honey to work off this energy on his or her own. You will find you have fewer arguments as a result. One thing that you can count on with this lover, however, is a short grudge. This person has too much to do to waste time on nursing wounds and will actually forget almost any trespass quite quickly. Don't expect him (her) to read your mind if you are holding onto one, because it will be totally misread. Just as the rain-washes away the dust from the road, a good night's sleep or the passage of a few days' time generally cleanses.