Ayam (Chicken)

Why did the chicken cross the road?

ini adalah beberapa pendapat orang yang
penting didunia tentang kenapa ayam melintas
jalan raya

KINDERGARTEN TEACHER:
To get to the other side.

ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

RONALD REAGAN:
I forget.

RICHARD M. NIXON:
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the
chicken did NOT cross the road.


COMPUTER PROGRAMMER:
In order for the chicken to cross the road safely
they not only need one driver to access the server
farm if not they will hang in the middle of the road.


JERRY SEINFELD:
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why
doesn't anyone ever think to
ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing
walking around all over the
place, anyway?"


BILL GATES:
I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000,
which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs,
file your important documents, and balance
your checkbook.


MAHATHIR:
You know, I am tired of all this..'apa-nama'
chicken-chicken bisnes....the foreign powers
should stop intervening in our domestic affairs
and just leave our chickens alone..... if they want
to...'apa nama' cross the road, they should be
allowed to cross the road .. Malaysia is a
democratic country,we let our chickens do
whatever they want to do.... as long as they don't
threatenthe Malay unity and try to topple the
government...and if they plan to do so...we won't
hesitate to use the ISA...


ABDULLAH BADAWI:
Ini semua adalah khabar angin
sahaja...jangan percaya khabar - khabar
angin ini semua...biasalah ini adalah taktik
pembangkang untuk memecah
belahkan perpaduan ayam - ayam semua...jangan
percaya..jangan percaya....


SAMY VELLU
ayyooyoo...belakang cerita lain kali, kita sude
bikin banyak jembatan,itu ayam musti guna
jembatan untu lintas itu jalan lagi pun kalu itu ayam
mau pigi jalan-jalan,beritau sama saya juga, saya
bolley buat lebbey banyak toll........


KARAM SINGH VALIA:
Seperti yang saudara dapat lihat, kelihatan ayam-
ayam itu Sedang
melintas jalan, mereka bukan sahaja melintas
jalan Malah membuang
najis di atas jalan dan ini adalah pencemaran
Yang paling hebat di maya pada ini.Bapa-bapa
dan ibu-ibu Ayam haruslah mengambil inisiatif
untuk melatih ayam-ayam Agarmenahan najis
sewaktu melintas jalan, sekian saya
Sudahi dengan.........

Ayam di jalan di lintaskan
Ayam di reban mati tak makan

COLONEL SANDERS:
I missed one?


BILL CLINTON :
I've had so many chicks, I can't remember...