Some famous Homer Simpson's quotes that I like:
[Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay]
Hee hee! Look at this country!'You are gay.'
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.
I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.
Read them all here
Differences between Nude Women and Naked Ladies
Hurmm.. Learning Tai-Chi.. From some man named Greg Mills
Check this article out about cellphones being sextoys..
Some mad scientist prove the equation Diet Coke + Mentos = Geyser?
Here's what I've been doing.. (might not appear)